I spent the morning squeezing lemons.

Alfons gave us a huge box full of them, and Mom wants me to make jars of lemonade and freeze them.

Taking a break from the physical labor (I'm using a good old-fashioned hand-squeezer), I went outside and found Jessica and Elona sunbathing. I took a seat on the warm ground next to them, and started in on a deep conversation.

Me: "The King James Bible says God made a help meet for Adam. What do you think that is?"

Jessica: "A slave."

Me: "You think it's a subordinate? It says help MEET. What do you think that is?"

Jessica: "Like a piece of meat that helps you."

Me: "Hahahaha!"

Jessica: "Should I be a comedian?"